Funny Sweet Lover Birthday Card – “Herd It’s Your Birthday… Hope You Have Allsorts of Fun!”

Meet Clarice the Cow — a crochet ginger Highland cow with a fabulously colourful fringe inspired by her favourite treat: liquorice allsorts! Surrounded by handmade polymer clay sweets (not edible!), this card is a joyful way to say happy birthday to someone with a sweet tooth and a great sense of humour.

The front reads:
“Herd it’s your birthday... hope you have Allsorts of fun!”
Perfect for fans of sweets, Highland cows, quirky gifts, and puns that stick with you.

This card is great for friends, sweet-loving family members, or anyone who appreciates adorable farm animals with a rainbow twist.

⚠️ Note: Liquorice allsorts decorations are handmade from polymer clay and not edible. Not recommended for small children.

Product Details:

  • 5x7 inch kraft brown card

  • Includes matching kraft envelope

  • Blank inside for your personal message

  • Packaged in a clear cellophane wallet sealed with a sticker

  • Features crochet Highland cow with colourful polymer clay “sweets”

  • Ideal for birthdays, sweet lovers, and Highland cow fans

£10.50
£10.50
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Materials

High-quality kraft card stock

Handmade crochet applique using soft, vibrant yarn

Eco-friendly adhesive for durability

Cellophane wallet for secure packaging

Shipping & Returns

At HokeyCokeyCrafts, we take pride in the craftsmanship and personalized attention that goes into each of our products. Since all our items are meticulously handmade to order, we typically require a turnaround time of 5-7 days for most orders. This allows us to ensure that every piece meets our high standards of quality and uniqueness.

Special Items:

For our specially crafted handmade plush items and desk buddies, the creation process is more intricate and time-intensive. Due to the detailed nature of these products, processing times are longer.

Dimensions

Card Size: 5x7 inches, providing ample space for your personal message inside

Large Card Size: 8x8 inches, providing ample space for your personal message inside.

Envelope Size: Perfectly sized to fit the 5x7 or 8x8 inch card, ensuring a snug and secure fit for mailing.

Packaging Dimensions: The cellophane wallet packaging is slightly larger than the card to protect it from damage during shipping, ensuring it reaches you in pristine condition.

Care Instructions

Storage: Keep the card in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any fading or damage to the material and crochet embellishment.

Handling: Handle the card gently to avoid creasing or damaging the hand-crocheted giraffe.

Displaying: When displaying the card, use a stable card holder or place it on a surface away from areas prone to moisture or heat.

Cleaning: If necessary, lightly dust the card with a soft, dry cloth. Avoid using wet cloths or household cleaners which could damage the materials.