Funny Worm Birthday Card – “I Couldn’t Bring You A Present… I Don’t Have Arms, Sorry!”

Make someone laugh out loud on their birthday with this hilarious handmade-style card featuring a crochet worm wearing a party hat and the pun-filled message:
“I couldn’t bring you a present… I don’t have arms, sorry!”

Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates a silly joke and a thoughtful gesture. This quirky lockdown-inspired design is ideal when you can’t be there in person but still want to send some joy and giggles.

Great for all ages — especially fans of offbeat humour, worms, or unexpected puns.

Product Details:

  • Kraft brown card (5x7 inches)

  • Includes matching kraft envelope

  • Blank inside for your personal message

  • Packaged in a clear cellophane wallet sealed with a sticker

  • Features a crochet worm in a party hat and funny caption

£8.50
£8.50
Tax included. Shipping calculated at checkout.

Materials

High-quality kraft card stock

Handmade crochet applique using soft, vibrant yarn

Eco-friendly adhesive for durability

Cellophane wallet for secure packaging

Shipping & Returns

At HokeyCokeyCrafts, we take pride in the craftsmanship and personalized attention that goes into each of our products. Since all our items are meticulously handmade to order, we typically require a turnaround time of 5-7 days for most orders. This allows us to ensure that every piece meets our high standards of quality and uniqueness.

Special Items:

For our specially crafted handmade plush items and desk buddies, the creation process is more intricate and time-intensive. Due to the detailed nature of these products, processing times are longer.

Dimensions

Card Size: 5x7 inches, providing ample space for your personal message inside

Large Card Size: 8x8 inches, providing ample space for your personal message inside.

Envelope Size: Perfectly sized to fit the 5x7 or 8x8 inch card, ensuring a snug and secure fit for mailing.

Packaging Dimensions: The cellophane wallet packaging is slightly larger than the card to protect it from damage during shipping, ensuring it reaches you in pristine condition.

Care Instructions

Storage: Keep the card in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any fading or damage to the material and crochet embellishment.

Handling: Handle the card gently to avoid creasing or damaging the hand-crocheted giraffe.

Displaying: When displaying the card, use a stable card holder or place it on a surface away from areas prone to moisture or heat.

Cleaning: If necessary, lightly dust the card with a soft, dry cloth. Avoid using wet cloths or household cleaners which could damage the materials.