Funny Birthday Card for Dad – “If Dads Were Bogeys, I’d Pick You!”


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Give Dad a good laugh with this cheeky handmade card featuring a crochet green bogey and the hilarious message:
“If Dads were BOGEYS, I’d pick you! Happy Birthday!”

Perfect for dads, papas, grandads, or any father figure with a great sense of humour.

Details:

  • 5x7 inch kraft card

  • Blank inside for your own message

  • Includes kraft envelope

  • Packaged in a cellophane wallet and sealed with a sticker

Regular price £7.50
Regular price Sale price £7.50
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Materials

High-quality kraft card stock

Handmade crochet applique using soft, vibrant yarn

Eco-friendly adhesive for durability

Cellophane wallet for secure packaging

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Shipping & Returns

At HokeyCokeyCrafts, we take pride in the craftsmanship and personalized attention that goes into each of our products. Since all our items are meticulously handmade to order, we typically require a turnaround time of 5-7 days for most orders. This allows us to ensure that every piece meets our high standards of quality and uniqueness.

Special Items:

For our specially crafted handmade plush items and desk buddies, the creation process is more intricate and time-intensive. Due to the detailed nature of these products, processing times are longer.

Dimensions

Card Size: 5x7 inches, providing ample space for your personal message inside

Large Card Size: 8x8 inches, providing ample space for your personal message inside.

Envelope Size: Perfectly sized to fit the 5x7 or 8x8 inch card, ensuring a snug and secure fit for mailing.

Packaging Dimensions: The cellophane wallet packaging is slightly larger than the card to protect it from damage during shipping, ensuring it reaches you in pristine condition.

Care Instructions

Storage:Keep the card in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any fading or damage to the material and crochet embellishment.

Handling:Handle the card gently to avoid creasing or damaging the hand-crocheted giraffe.

Displaying:When displaying the card, use a stable card holder or place it on a surface away from areas prone to moisture or heat.

Cleaning:If necessary, lightly dust the card with a soft, dry cloth. Avoid using wet cloths or household cleaners which could damage the materials.