Bogey Brother Birthday Card – 'If Brothers Were Bogeys, I’d Pick You'


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Funny Crochet Bogey Birthday Card – Handmade Card for Brother

Looking for a birthday card that’s gross, goofy, and full of brotherly love?

This hilarious card features a handmade crochet bogey in bright green wool and the cheeky message:
“If brothers were BOGEYS I’d pick you! Happy Birthday!”

It’s the perfect mix of funny and heartwarming—ideal for little brothers, big brothers, or just your favourite sibling who loves a good laugh.

Product Details:

  • Size: 5 x 7 inches (A7)

  • Includes kraft brown envelope

  • Blank inside for your own (equally gross) message

  • Packaged in a cellophane wallet, sealed with a sticker

  • Features a soft, squishy crochet bogey character

The ultimate funny birthday card for brothers, handmade with love and a sense of humour.

Regular price £7.50
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Materials

High-quality kraft card stock

Handmade crochet applique using soft, vibrant yarn

Eco-friendly adhesive for durability

Cellophane wallet for secure packaging

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Shipping & Returns

At HokeyCokeyCrafts, we take pride in the craftsmanship and personalized attention that goes into each of our products. Since all our items are meticulously handmade to order, we typically require a turnaround time of 5-7 days for most orders. This allows us to ensure that every piece meets our high standards of quality and uniqueness.

Special Items:

For our specially crafted handmade plush items and desk buddies, the creation process is more intricate and time-intensive. Due to the detailed nature of these products, processing times are longer.

Dimensions

Card Size: 5x7 inches, providing ample space for your personal message inside

Large Card Size: 8x8 inches, providing ample space for your personal message inside.

Envelope Size: Perfectly sized to fit the 5x7 or 8x8 inch card, ensuring a snug and secure fit for mailing.

Packaging Dimensions: The cellophane wallet packaging is slightly larger than the card to protect it from damage during shipping, ensuring it reaches you in pristine condition.

Care Instructions

Storage:Keep the card in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any fading or damage to the material and crochet embellishment.

Handling:Handle the card gently to avoid creasing or damaging the hand-crocheted giraffe.

Displaying:When displaying the card, use a stable card holder or place it on a surface away from areas prone to moisture or heat.

Cleaning:If necessary, lightly dust the card with a soft, dry cloth. Avoid using wet cloths or household cleaners which could damage the materials.